Just gone and bought a frozen pizza... I was going to go for a pepperoni but then I saw this at the back of the freezer and my mouth started to water...
Now, I know frozen pizza doesn't usually look like it does on the packet... but this takes the piss...
I'm not sure how one is meant to become the other when cooked! Even if I rearranged all the topping there wouldn't be enough to cover the pizza!