Gotta love living round these parts!
Went into the pub early yesterday evening to check up on the sound system which was buzzing apprantly. It'd fixed itself by the time I was there. I did get wind that one of the local couples had broken up and the girl had got back with the 'ex-'.
Big deal you're thinking... let me fill you in...
- Girl's dad ends up with another sprog - bearing in mind dad already had 8. He can't look after him and mum doesn't give a shite. Eldest daughter takes kid in under her wing. For a long time I'm thinking this kid is hers... as you would.
- Girl gets boyfriend and the boyfriend gets quite attatched to the baby (which is neither of theirs)
- Boyfriend gets dumped, but really wants the girl back.
- Girl gets with another local lad - I thought I'd documented the flirting techniques involved to get to this state earlier on on the blog... but it seems like I didn't - well I can't find the post anyway!
- Ex-boyfriend's sisters tell new boyfriend's mum that they're going to cause 'harm' of some kind - what's funny is that ex-boyfriends sisters are new boyfriend's mums step-children (well step ish... she was dating their father for a long time until he died of a heart attack)... I digress
- Yesterday(ish) new boyfriend turns into an ex- and the ex-boyfriend turns into an ex-ex-boyfriend.
- Our new ex- wants back the girl... and this is now yesterday...
So, the new ex- is sat in the pub talking to the girl's dad when I come in to look at the sound system. When I go in later, 4 and a half hours later they're still in there! Apparantly, whilst sat there they'd had all sorts of visits from people trying to defend either side of the break-up. Clearly after some beers... new ex- is heard saying to the dad, 'Look, she's as fit a fuck. I want her back'. To which (also after beers) the dad replies - 'look, you can do so much better than her'. Wonderful to see she's been defended by her own father :-)
Who needs Eastenders?
More posts about other recent things to have happened later... that way I keep my post count up and make the blog look more active :-)
Posted by Ed at October 20, 2005 9:22 PM |
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