Time to start moving... :-(
Just decided that this song is quite apt (as I went for a cup of tea)... ok, so I'm not moving a piano...
Right said Fred, both of us together, one each end and steady as we go
Tried to to shift it, couldn't even lift it, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of teaRight said Fred, give a shout to Charlie, up comes Charlie from the floor below
After straining, heaving and complaining, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of teaCharlie had a think and he thought we ought, to take off all the handles
And the things that hold the candles, but it did no good, well I never thought it wouldRight said Fred, have to take the feet off, to get them feet off wouldn't take a mo
Took itís feet off, even with the seat off, should got us somewhere but no
So Fred said lets have another cup of tea and we said right-oRight said Fred, have to take the door off, need more space to shift the so and so
Had bad twinges taking off the hinges, and it got us nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of teaRight said Fred, have to take the wall down, that there wall is gonna have to go
Took the wall down, even with it all down, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of teaCharlie had a think and and he said look Fred, I've got a sort of feeling
If we remove the ceiling, with a rope or two we can drop the blighter thoughRight said Fred, climbing up a ladder, with his crowbar gave a mighty blow
Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble, landed on the top of his dome
So Charlie and me had another cup of tea and then we went homeI'll said to Charlie we'll just have to leave it standing on the landing that's all
You see the trouble with Fred is he's too hasty
Now you never get nowhere if you're too hasty.Bernard Cribbins - Right Said Fred