... following your recent eye test I would like to inform you that the result indicates that you are medically fit to work with lasers.
That's good. Bit of a waste of 45 minutes though. Waited outside for ages, woo... read some numbers, counted the balls, said what stands out, read some numbers, count more balls... waited in the corridor.
"Let me look deeply into your eyes... right here's a letter... well done, now get lost."