Tried to call 'Dave' again, who was in France last week and would be back in the UK on Monday (otherwise known as today...). Well he's not, he's in bloody Spain now. "Erm, nah, it'd probably be better if you didn't put me through!" I don't do any Spanish... "Elliot, por favor?" OK, I lie.
I opted to jack using Dave in and started talking to someone else. Much easier. I'm actually getting somewhere now!