Well I thought it was going to be my last lunch in Leicester today... we went to BK again and I took my camera to take photos of what I think is a humourous advert...
It gives you step by step instuctions of how to make a Whopper™. However, if I build the Whopper in my head I get somewhat different results than the photo... Surely the instructions should clearly read...
Start with a freshly Toasted bun
Add 100% Flame-grilled beef
Drizzle in Heinz Tomato ketchup
Top with slices of crunchy Onions & pickles
Slide in a layer of Ripe tomatoes
Stack with Fresh lettuce
Smother with Creamy mayo
[Put top bun on]
Open your mouth and take a bite
No wonder things take so long if the instuctions given to the staff are the same and don't match what they are meant to be serving...
Now for something of a take the piss out of myself vein...
The above is what happens if you forget about the 'point' when asking for 0.5W resistors... doh! The quality bit of audio engineering you see is a stereo output to mono convertor...
Oh... lie count for today is also nil. I'm too honest!